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This
wonderful salad predates the European presence in the western hemisphere.
It's beginnings are lost in pre-history. The word guacamole comes to
us directly from the Aztecs. Guacamole is a combination of the Nahuatl
(the Aztec language) words ahuacatl (avocado) and molli (mixture). I
think it's safe to assume that Aztec Kings were eating this wonderful
dish when my European ancestors were still painting their faces blue
and throwing rocks at each other. Guacamole is great as a dip with tortilla
chips or as a salad or as a filling for hot corn or flour tortillas.
It's super as a garnish with grilled beef or chicken or a try a dollop
on your enchiladas or chimi-changas or as a spread on your burgers or
chicken sandwich. I can't think of anything that guacamole does not
go with. If you've been reading these poor efforts of mine you know
that I think there are no rules in cooking. If you like it and it's
pretty and it tastes good..... yeah! So, what follows are not rules
--- they are merely suggestions, but if you want real good authentic
guacamole you'd better pay attention. In Mexico the most common, and
I think the best, Guacamole is just avocado mashed coarsely - you want
lumps - don't blend it or even whisk it - add some finely chopped onion
and tomato and you have just made yourself some really good guacamole.
No one in the world can make it any better. Different? Sure. But not
better. But, you ask, "where are the chiles?" "and the garlic?" "and
the salt?" "and the lemon juice and cilantro"? You can add any of these
or all of these or none of these and still have great Guacamole. Experiment!
At the restaurant I make the guacamole by adding Salsa Mexicana (from
the 1st newsletter) to mashed avocado and it's really good. If you're
making some Mexican food you are probably going to have some salsas
on the table and the food is generally spicy. I like to have a non-hot
guacamole at the table so those who don't like it hot can still enjoy
the ritual. The Mexicans think that if you put the avocado pits in the
guacamole it keeps it from turning color - I don't believe it but it
looks really cool. Others think that lemon or lime juice keeps it from
turning - I don't believe that either but I like the taste. I think
that whatever you do it's gonna start turning dark almost immediately
so make it right before you use it.
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2 ripe avocados ---- I think that in the USA, Haas avocados are the
first choice. Those bright green, Florida avocados are really too watery
to make good guacamole, but if that's all that's available - what the
hey.
a
half a small onion - chopped finely
1 small ripe tomato (I don't care what the food gurus say - you do not
have to peel and seed the tomato.)
Mash the avocado coarsely, you want lumps - a fork works well or if
you're making lots, a potato masher. Mix in the tomato and onion. There!
You've made authentic guacamole.
SOME OTHER OPTIONS
Some finely chopped fresh jalapeno or serrano chiles Some chopped cilantro
A little salt Some lime or lemon juice You could char the tomato in
a dry pan - gives a nice smoky taste
A
REALLY SLEAZY LITTLE TRICK
I have a Mexican friend La Paz who owns a little neighborhood restaurant.
His prices are ridiculously low and yet he gives out enormous amounts
of guacamole on virtually every plate. When I asked how he could afford
to do that with his prices, he showed me how to make pretty good guacamole
out of mashed potatoes. So - for those times when avocados are really
expensive and a bunch of people that you don't really like that much
are coming over to watch football or something..... here you go. You
didn't hear this from me though..... I'll deny everything. Get a bunch
of mashed potatoes - really well mashed or the white lumps will give
you away. Better yet, use instant. Add green food coloring a little
at a time to the potatoes, stirring until you have about the right color.
Add one mashed avocado with lots of real authentic green avocado lumps
and lots of tomato, chiles, onion, cilantro, garlic and lime/lemon juice.
Even Emeril won't know.

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a couple of avocados
some smoky hot oil - from the last newsletter. If you didn't make any,
you should it's really good.
Just mash the avocado with a little hot oil and some of the chile flakes
from the bottom of the oil. Add a little salt and as far as I'm concerned
you can claim it as an old family original.

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I
think that this salsa is served at almost every taqueria (taco stand)
in Mexico, north, south, east and west. It gives you the great taste
of guacamole but it is really inexpensive to make..... easy too. As
a matter of fact it is probably the easiest to make of all salsas and
goes well with virtually everything. This should be a thin, pourable
salsa - about as thick as a good, hearty split pea soup. Mild, medium
or hot, you decide.
MILD
This one is so easy you don't need an ingredient list. Just take a ripe
avocado and put it in a blender (after you peel it and take the pit
out) and add water slowly 'til you have the right consistancy. Taste
it and maybe add a little salt.
MEDIUM
Just the same as above but add a jalapeno or serrano chile to the blender.
HOT
The same as above but add more chiles.
A
LITTLE FANCIER
1. Add a half an onion, a clove or two of garlic and some cilantro to
the blender.
2. Add the above plus a couple of raw tomatillos (husked and washed).
MY
FAVORITE
Take a half dozen tomatillos, a couple of whole jalapenos, half an onion
and a couple of cloves of garlic --- put them in a small lidded pan
with a little water. Let them cook slowly until the chiles and tomatillos
have turned from a bright green to an olive drab. Let them cool and
put them in the blender (save the liquid) with a ripe avocado or two.
You want this salsa to be pourable so if it's too thick - thin it with
the water you cooked the chiles in. This salsa is great on enchiladas
- as a matter of fact it is always served over Enchiladas Suizas and
the enchiladas that are served with 'Carne Asada ala Tampiqueno'

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Carnitas
(literally translated as 'little meats') are also found in every part
of Mexico. Even the smallest villages will usually have someone that
makes Carnitas- at least on the weekends. As a main dish with a fresh
Salsa Mexicana or Salsa Verde topped with come chopped cilantro, or
chopped or shredded as a filling for Tacos or Quesadillas, Carnitas
are wonderfull. You can find lots of recipes for Carnitas in cookbooks
but if you have ever eaten really good Carnitas all of these recipes
will be a disappointment. "Why?", you ask. Well, I'm gonna tell you
why. Carnitas are simply deep fried pork - crispy on the outside and
fallin' off the bone tender and juicy on the inside. I love them and
tried for years to make Carnitas for my restaurant that were as good
as they served in the big Carnitas restaurants..... not possible. The
reason is that all the big Carnitas places have huge cauldrons, big
enough to fry pieces of pork the size of a turkey. The result is that
by the time the outside is beautifully browned and crispy the inside
is cooked just right. When you try to cook small amounts to order by
the time the outside is brown and crispy the inside is overcooked and
dry. Hey, it's still good and if you've never had the real thing you'll
probably like it a lot. I think I've finally got it. It's not original,
though. I stole this recipe from an old guy in Rosarita Beach - and
while it's not exactly the same as the big guys, it's really good...
and you don't have to deep fry a whole pig. It's not exactly health
food ... but what the hey! This version is wonderful for summertime
cookouts, way easier than ribs or chicken and most of the work is done
in advance.
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A big chunk of pork (I'd say 6 or 7 pounds minimum). Bone in or boneless?
- doesn't matter, get whatever is cheapest. Lean or fatty? - fatty is
probably better. Cheap or expensive? - the cheaper the better (the more
expensive cuts such as loin is probably too lean and will tend to dry
out).
1
or 2 onions Cut in quarters. You don't even have to peel them/it.
1 bunch of cilantro You don't even have to chop it.
a handful of fresh chiles Jalapeno or serranos will be just fine.
Coke or Pepsi - No diet stuff please.
water
LET'S
DO IT !
Put
everything into a large covered pan and cover it with a 50/50 mix of
water and cola -- I know, I know, but trust me. The cola has something
in it that does something really nice to the meat. Bring it to a boil
then turn it down to a simmer - put the cover on and simmer slowly 'til
the meat is really, really tender. Probably a minimum of an hour and
a half maybe more... check it. If the liquid boils away add more coke/water.
Take the pork out and let it cool. If you wrap it and keep it in the
fridge it lasts for a long time. So now that you have this big chunk
of tender pork, how do you turn it into Carnitas? There's a couple of
ways. My favorite way is to just throw it on the BBQ - when it's all
crispy and brown on one side turn it over and brown the other. Since
it's already cooked it takes very little time. You want it real crispy
on the outside. Chop it up and serve it with some hot corn and flour
tortillas and some fresh Salsas and Guacamole and maybe some beans (recipe
coming up next issue) some green onions that you've thrown on the barby
and some radishes and ---- hey, baby you've got a real Mexican cookout
going. The other way is to cut the pork into billiard ball size pieces
and deep fry them 'til they're real crispy on the outside --- chop them
into bite size pieces and serve them.

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This
is a cooked Salsa and we use it at the restaurant as a table salsa and
in our Coconut-Mango Shrimp. We started serving this as a special and
finally had to add it to the menu. It has been our most popular dish
ever since. It's a sauce that seems really exotic but it's another no
brainer... really easy to make. And since most of your friends are used
to bottled salsas and think that even simple Salsa Mexicana is a gourmet
item you will get lots and lots of accolades and requests for this recipe.
Especially good with poultry and fish. Just about the only way you can
screw this one up is by making it too sweeeeet. So be real careful if
you decide to use sugar.
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A
couple of large ripe mangos (peeled and pitted and chopped) This
is a cooked Salsa, so if there are no fresh mangos around go ahead and
used canned - even Wolfgang Puck won't be able to tell the difference.
1
medium onion (finely chopped)
some butter
a couple of jalapeno chiles (finely chopped)
a couple of cloves of garlic (finely chopped)
a
little lime/lemon juice
maybe some sugar - but please be careful we're not makin' a dessert
here.
a green onion or scallion (finely chopped)
optional
HERE WE GO
Cook
the chiles, onion and garlic in butter. You want them well cooked but
not brown - so cook them at a low temperature for a long time... stirring
occasionally. When they're done add the mango and cook some more. Taste
the salsa - this is the taste you want but I would add some lemon/lime
juice to make it a little too sour - then add some sugar to bring it
back to what it tasted like before you added the lemon. This sounds
silly but I think the lemon/sugar combo adds something to the mix. You
want this to be a relatively thin Salsa (about like thick ketchup -
catsup?) so you will probably have to add liquid - a little lime/lemon
juice and maybe some water. If you use canned mangos I would not use
the liquid from the can - it's too sweet and it gives a canned taste.
If the liquid boils away add more. Taste it. If it's too sweet - add
more lime/lemon. If it's too sour - add more sugar (but go easy). If
it's too thick - add more liquid. Let it cool and you've just made some
really good Salsa. If you're gonna use it as a table salsa you can sprinkle
the chopped green onion over the top for garnish. This Salsa lasts at
least a few days in the fridge.

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This
is a fresh salsa - so you probably don't want to use canned mangos.
On the other hand, a canned mango is way better than a fresh carrot
and most of your friends probably don't even know what a mango tastes
like anyway. This salsa is beautiful to look at - the golden mango the
red of the peppers and the green of the cilantro - and even better to
taste. It's absolutely wonderful with charcoal grilled chicken and fish.....
hell, it's good with everything. I never met a mango I didn't like.
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1
large ripe mango (peeled, pitted and diced - diced is a little bigger
than chopped - about the size of a pencil eraser)
about 1 thick slice of onion (red, white or yellow - doesn't matter)
finely chopped - chopped is way smaller than diced
1
clove of garlic finely chopped
1
or 2 serrano chiles finely chopped/grated
red bell pepper or pimento - about the same amount as the onion - diced
some chopped cilantro
lime/lemon juice
READY, SET, GO
Put
everything but the lime/lemon juice in a bowl and mix. There you go!
Taste it and add a little lime/lemon ..... taste it again. Too hot?
More mango. Not hot enough? More chile. Too sour? a little sugar. Hey,
wasn't that easy?
VARIATIONS
1.
Try pan roasting the onion, chile and tomato (until they're well blackened)
before you chop them.
2. Pan blacken the red pepper before you dice it.

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About
4 or 5 years ago I made this dish up as a special - it turned out to
be so popular that I had to add it to my menu. Since then it has been
the most popular dish in the place and the one that I get the most requests
for the recipe. So, here it is.
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shrimp
- about 1/2 pound per person
mango
salsa #1
some grated coconut
a little garlic - chopped fine
butter - or margarine
some
chopped green onions
LET'S
DO IT!
The only way you can screw up shrimp is by over-cooking them so I'd
suggest that you use a medium size shrimp (about 25-30 per pound) peeled
with the tails on, butterflied and deveined. I leave the tails on because
I think it's more attractive, but you can do whatever you want. Real
small shrimp don't taste as good and real big shrimp are real easy to
over-cook on the outside while leaving raw on the inside. If you are
having a lot of side dishes I'd definitely do the shrimp last. They'll
only take 4 or 5 minutes max, if you have everything prepped to go.
Toss the shrimp into a hot pan with butter - if you're worried about
the butter burning you can add just a touch of oil (no expensive tasty
oil - corn or safflower is great) and toss them around until they've
changed color from grey to pinkish white. That's all -- stop. Remove
the pan from the heat - they're done. With the shrimp off the heat add
a couple of table spoons of the salsa and a tablespoon of grated coconut
for each half pound of shrimp. Throw in a handful of chopped green onion
for color and put it back on the heat just until the salsa is hot. Bingo!
Let's eat. Now sometimes the coconut you find in the super markets has
a lot of sugar added - try to find unsweetened. If you can't you might
want to rinse the coconut in water and pat it dry. If it's still too
sweet you might want to add some lime/lemon juice in at the end. If
you are a cilantro lover you could use cilantro for color instead of
the green onion. If you're a garlic fancier this is also real good if
you throw in a bunch of garlic when the shrimp are about half cooked.
Let me know how it turns out.
