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First,
forget everything you've seen the celebrity chefs do on TV........ you
don't need a processor or any exotic ingredients. Once you have the
ingredients ready it will take you 5 minutes or so to make salsa that
is just as good or better than that made by those cooking gurus. The
key ingredient is the tomatoes --you want the brightest, reddest ones
around. I've found that generally speaking, cherry tomatoes or plum
tomatoes have more taste than the usual super market fare. Whatever
kind of onion you use, the salsa will taste great --but white onions
are traditional and look the prettiest. We'll start out with the basic
salsa and then I'll give you a bunch of variations

3 Bright
red medium sized tomatoes
1 Medium
sized onion
1 Jalapeno
chile
A little
bitty salt
Chop the
tomatoes and put them in a bowl. Chop 1/2 the onion and add it to the
bowl. Look at it. Do you like the color? Mexicans generally do not use
much onion. I like a little more onion myself. If the salsa is pleasing
to the eye, great. If it looks like it needs a little more white --chop
the rest of the onion and add it to the bowl. Now chop the chile very
fine and add it to the bowl. Add some salt to taste and stir. If the
tomatoes aren't very juicy you might want to add a little water. There,
you've made Salsa Mexicana and nobody in the whole world can make it
any better than you can.

Squeeze a lime or lemon in it. If it's the time of year when lemons
and limes aren't very juicy --soak them in hot water for 10 or 15 minutes
you'll get 2 or 3 times the juice.
Add a clove or two of chopped garlic. If you use garlic I think you
might need to add some water. Not much, just enough to make the salsa
real juicy. The liquid will help to spread the garlic flavor throughout
the salsa instead of just having little bits of garlic bopping around.
Add some chopped cilantro. If you are going to use cilantro in the salsa
- which I highly recommend - add it at the very last minute because
cilantro is much better when it is freshly chopped. Also, if you are
planning to have salsa left over try to only add the cilantro to what
you are going to use right away. The cilantro doesn't age well in the
refrigerator.
Chop a firm avocado into the salsa. You don't want a mushy avocado,
you want an avocado that is firm enough to chop and keep its shape in
the salsa.
Add all of the above. I think that this is the very finest version of
Salsa Mexicana around. Your friends will be amazed at your culinary
expertise.
Oooops,
I almost forgot. Please don't use a blender or food processor on this
salsa. It realy screws up the texture.
Add some oregano. Please use whole or fresh oregano - the ground oregano
just ain't the same. Oregano is a very widly used herb in Mexico.
Instead of chopping the onion slice it into thin rings and cut the tomato
into larger pieces (about the size of a marble). Use some vinegar and
a little oil instead of lime juice and add about a teaspoon of sugar
and some oregano and cilantro or parsley.
The salsa's been in the fridge for a couple of days and you're afraid
it's gonna turn into a science experiment ..... Oh, what to do, what
to do? Put it in a pan and cover it with water and simmer it for 10
or 15 minutes. Let it cool and put it through the blender. Let it cool
and bingo! You've just made a cooked tomato salsa. Way better than the
commercial taco salsas. Garnish it with some fresh cilantro and put
a bowl on the table. It's also great as an enchilada sauce or for huevos
rancheros. Or you can use that old salsa to make Huevos Mexicanas (Mexican
Eggs). Just add a table spoon or two to some beaten eggs and scramble
them like you normally would. If you do this be sure to not add to much
of the liquid to the eggs - makes them not want to set up right. Or
you could take the old salsa and add it to some mashed (not blended)
avocado for some great Guacamole.
If you add some sour cream and some chicken or vegetable stock or, for
that matter tomato juice or even V8 to fresh salsa mexicana and serve
it in a bowl garnished with a couple of avocado slices and a sprig of
cilantro you have some world class Gazpacho (a cold Spanish soup). An
absolutely wonderful meal starter in the summer. And it sounds so exotic.....
GAZPACHO. Or you can just add sour cream to the old salsa and use it
as a dip for tortilla chips or fresh vegetables -- just garnish it with
sliced radishes or chopped cilantro, parsley or green onion.
Virtually
every "food expert" will tell you that you have to use this
salsa immediately - that it won't last in the refrigerator. Oh, bullshit!
The next time you're in the super market take a look in the deli case.
Row after row of fresh salsas (no preservatives) with pull dates of
a week or ten days. I guarantee you that if commercial salsas will last
in the fridge, so will yours. Is the salsa better when it's real fresh?
You bet, but day old or two day old homemade salsa is still way better
than anything you are gonna get at the market. Remember, there's power
in numbers. So send this to a friend or if you don't like it send it
to an enemy and when there are enough of us we can destroy the whole
canned salsa industry - discredit all those celebrity chefs and move
on to bigger and better things. Then maybe we can do something about
the systematic dismantling of the government and its sale to the highest
bidder or maybe we can start a cult. I understand there's big bucks
in cults. Yeah, that's it, a salsa cult.
